javal

To javal someone - to throw a bicycle at someone over the course of a merciless beating, and then to shank them with a sharp object.

The term originates from a fellow named Javal who beat up a girl who owed him a dimebag, and then threw a bicycle at her. She inquired, "Is that all ya got!?". Enraged, he dashed into the nearest house of a complete stranger, retrieved a butcher's knife, and proceeded to stab her to death, 72 times.

-"Good morning Terrance, have you seen Stacey today?"

-"Nah man, bitch got javaled last night for smokin' Mr. Jefferson's weed!"

by Hamilton Spectator October 29, 2007

javall

Javall is a weird and anxious person who tries to get girls but fails and always. Hugs girls that don’t want to be hugged and likes to talk about people.

Ew look at javall

by Beachmya November 7, 2017

javale

A drug dealer. Has a huge dick that practically wraps around your neck 4 times. He's cocky and has a big ego. Has the best girlfriend and the biggest heart even though he doesn't show it. He has a rough past and a brighter future. Has a loving sister or sister figure. Usually named destiny. He's freaky and smart ass. Always has shit to say. Most people are scared of him accept the ones who knows him best. Very protective and respects women.

Person: What do you do for money?
Javale: I do what I have to do.

by Destineisha Loves You February 3, 2014

JaVale McGee

when you take the shot in your hand and take the shot out of your friend's hand and drink both.

Me and Joe were going to take shots but then he stole mine and pulled a JaVale McGee.

by tamusaru February 20, 2011

Javale Mcgee

When you should have won the dunk contest and didn't

Person 1: Man, I was totally Javale Mcgeed in the school dunk contest
Friend: How so?
Person 2: I did an improved version of the dunk Eric Manigault did- a dunk where i jumped from the free throw line and did a 360!

by eioweiow117_heatnationforever June 10, 2017

Doing a Javale McGee

Term was coined after TNT Sports erased all further Javale McGee mentioning on Shaqtin' a Fool.
Just like Doing a Chris Benoit, only the character was still alive and a crybaby.

Leni's doing a Javale McGee on COMELEC.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018