Jasper

Absolute retard but he can beat you in every game of life. aka he is a fucking sweat......

Everyone: i think Jasper autistic high on the spectrum

Jasper: *whips out Allahs powers* STRIKE ON THEN *whispers* join cthulhu

by BigAids69 January 26, 2020

Jaspers

A very British term for breasts/boobs/tits.

World Cup. Girl fan is shown on screen: "Get your Jaspers out for the lads!"

by l4yercke July 11, 2018

Jaspering

the preformance of the jasper

To give someone a Jaspering is to preforming doggy style on a female while placing a carrot in her asshole in the city of Birmingham, the home to the British comedian Jasper Carrot

by Ryan Hollingsworth November 28, 2006

Jasper

A Rat

Look at that jasper over there, hes crawling deep down into the sewers.

by Ummmm-Something? November 23, 2017

Jasper

Likes to break peoples arms and brags about it, he is the biggest cunt on earth.....

Jasper has a tiny cock

by idfrehyfu May 24, 2018

Jasper

Jasper is a supportive, trustworthy, funny, brave, and sexy cute man! Will always make you smile and giggle, even if you don’t wanna talk to anyone he’ll be there with you. Time to time he will tease you about the most goofiest things, he will help you until the end of time together. Give you sweet and memorable memories, from FaceTime to long conversations, will give you all you need. not money but strong and beautiful love:) if you have a jasper, treasure him and stay with him, he will be the most special person to you, so give him love<3 - grr

woahh a jasper :0 hehe

by lovelybutlonely January 7, 2019

Jasper

An extremely attractive guy who has an amazing personality, a great sense of humor and always makes you smile; and his smiles even better. He's athletic, tan, really sweet and super cute. He's fun to be around. He has the prettiest eyes you've ever seen on a guy, and he's perfect. He's the best boyfriend ever, I think I love Jasper<3

Look at that guy over there, his name is Jasper he is so cute and nice!

by notclout January 21, 2021