Campus hearthrob but faithful when he is inlove. He will never let you down. Never cheat and always makes you feel like a queen. God centered relationship is what he like.

Naughty yet knows how to respect women. Loves his family very much but tend to be ignored.
by JJJ1007 June 8, 2021
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When a Miku fan-boy with an extremely, abnormally large chin penetrates the woman in her vagina with his chin and she cums on his bottom lip
"aw fuck bro, i did a dirty jasper last night and i can still taste the cream on my lip"
"damn bro hevy tha feel sowy 4 ye"
by The Sasageyo Cunt June 7, 2022
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7'5, tall, wears glasses, has black hair, ass at valorant, amazing zoo owner.
by daddy salty July 17, 2021
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Being lied to, or someone trying to pull the wool over your eyes.
Although they tried to get over on us, they'll soon realize we aren't falling for the jasper tip anymore!
by Blue eyed soul man October 21, 2020
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Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.
Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .
by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017
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A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 December 13, 2015
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