Guy: How there, Casper.
Jasper drop the guy's pants down.
Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.
The wake
Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.
Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.
People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.
Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!
Jasper drop the guy's pants down.
Guy: Hey!
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs be delivered.
Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost.
Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:
Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.
Narrator: He's is so damn crude and so damn rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.
The wake
Priest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.
Jasper possess Annie and stands the corpse up.
People: Ahhh.
Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.
Jasper: Herman, you were always my least favorite grandson.
Jasper abandons Annie's corpse which then fells over her grandson.
Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!
Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.
Jasper: Lick my sack!
by iPhoneiTouch1 July 24, 2009
Gay as hell and is the type of kid that vapes and sucks his moms crusty toes he is also very trash at video games and will never have sex .
by sjdjakdsadadasd May 28, 2020
A really hot lad. Very athletic and funny. He will lie if he has to, and never judge you. Perfection! There’s a Jasper in my class and he’s dang good at everything! So smart! 💗💗💗
Girl 1: Jasper likes me!!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!
Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!
Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!
Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!
Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!
by ShellyThyGrandAbbotJindao September 3, 2019
A amazing beautiful girl ,who is very innocent. And is so loving and you don’t want to hurt her because you would feel like a bitch because you just hurt the best person ever.
by Hi my dude January 23, 2019
Derives from Lancashire, England and spreads to most Scandinavian countries, People who are called Jasper are normally insensitive and hypercritical. They will take stuff very personally. They stereotypical have black hair but sometimes may have bright blonde. Jasper will always have a youtube channel based on the popular game 'Fortnite' if not they probably live in a terraced house sleeping in their bed
by LidlDefenceLeague March 19, 2019
jasper is the fucking hottest man in the world!
he has huuuuuuge dick,
and aalllll the girls faint when they see him
he has huuuuuuge dick,
and aalllll the girls faint when they see him
by poopybutthead47 August 31, 2022
Has no dick, but grows one when he sees the meg. Kicks the fucking ball away, what a cunt. The only person that likes him is Oscar, therefore Oscar is also a cunt.
by Gamergirl bathwater February 15, 2020