by Jeremy March 17, 2005
Commonly mistaken with the definition of Pylesville on Urban Dictionary. A small town that has two vastly different areas. Even though some of the residents of Jarrettsville unfortunately went to North Harford High School, not by choice, we were also the majority who actually went to college, and didn't pop out kids at 18.
Ooops.
Ooops.
by movedfaraway July 20, 2008
aka - hickville, po-dunk, middle of nowhere
the town where 4 people live in northern harford county near the baltimore county and pennsylvania lines. the only town where the area high school has a bring your tractor to school day and everyone looks forward to it.
the "cool thing" to do around town is hang out at the 7-11 or just drive your truck around and hit mailboxes. stealing street signs is also popular.
to fit in you must learn to drink daily and smoke pot even more often than you thought possible. you must also act as hick as possible.
the town where 4 people live in northern harford county near the baltimore county and pennsylvania lines. the only town where the area high school has a bring your tractor to school day and everyone looks forward to it.
the "cool thing" to do around town is hang out at the 7-11 or just drive your truck around and hit mailboxes. stealing street signs is also popular.
to fit in you must learn to drink daily and smoke pot even more often than you thought possible. you must also act as hick as possible.
Katie - Are y'all goin down to da tractor show up in pennsyltucky?
Timmy - hell yeah, i ain't miss it for a six pack. but 6 six packs, maybe. y'all got any weed? and i got the muchies too.
Timmy - hell yeah, i ain't miss it for a six pack. but 6 six packs, maybe. y'all got any weed? and i got the muchies too.
by hickville-ian March 15, 2005
An area located in Harford county, MD. The site of nothing, except for one fine neighborhood. This "hood" is located in central Jarrettsville, and has numerous features native only to Jarrettsville. Some include, a lock on the powerlines, a streetlight with a working light switch, and a funny looking geo metro.
by Mr. Reed May 10, 2005
The town where the only cool kids are the ones who go to country line dancing on wednesday nights at the VFW.
by j-rock 4eva! April 1, 2005
The only town where your school bus driver also works as the volunteer ambulance and fire truck driver AND runs the local funeral home.
bus 51...forcibly retired, purchased by a former student passenger, and now lives on the farm on "fake street".
by j-rock 4eva! April 1, 2005
Jarrettsville-A diminutive town located in rural Harford County, Maryland, consisting of a few small neighborhoods and businesses
(Locals sometimes shorten Jarrettsville to J-Ville in verbal or written conversations)
Jarrettsville offers:
*1 local library
*1 elementary school
*1 police department
*1 volunteer fire department
*1 driving educational school
*1 liquor store
*1 Dry-Cleaning Service
*1 DVD/movie Rental
*1 Eat-in Restaurant
*3 dinner carry-out/delivery businesses
*1 Lutheran Church/Day Care Center
*1 Hardware Store
*3 automobile services
*2 gas stations
*1 center of Dentistry
*1 snowball stand
*Jarrettsville recreational fields
*Annual Jarrettsville Carnival
...that's about it.
Jarrettsville is also located in a portion of Rocks State Park, a forested area featuring many scenic trails for recreational purposes.
Warning:
Before moving to Jarrettsville, one must be aware of the following:
*Jarrettsville is known for its OCD inhabitants who have an annoying habit of measuring their neighbor's grass
*Jarrettsville is known for its inhabitants who like to seek out zoning code violations on other properties
*Jarrettsville is known for its juveniles who enjoy damaging mailboxes and street signs
*In Jarrettsville, there lies the "The Hood"-make sure your kids stay away from it or you may be forced to give them the "Say No To Drugs" and "The Birds & The Bees" lecture again...
(Locals sometimes shorten Jarrettsville to J-Ville in verbal or written conversations)
Jarrettsville offers:
*1 local library
*1 elementary school
*1 police department
*1 volunteer fire department
*1 driving educational school
*1 liquor store
*1 Dry-Cleaning Service
*1 DVD/movie Rental
*1 Eat-in Restaurant
*3 dinner carry-out/delivery businesses
*1 Lutheran Church/Day Care Center
*1 Hardware Store
*3 automobile services
*2 gas stations
*1 center of Dentistry
*1 snowball stand
*Jarrettsville recreational fields
*Annual Jarrettsville Carnival
...that's about it.
Jarrettsville is also located in a portion of Rocks State Park, a forested area featuring many scenic trails for recreational purposes.
Warning:
Before moving to Jarrettsville, one must be aware of the following:
*Jarrettsville is known for its OCD inhabitants who have an annoying habit of measuring their neighbor's grass
*Jarrettsville is known for its inhabitants who like to seek out zoning code violations on other properties
*Jarrettsville is known for its juveniles who enjoy damaging mailboxes and street signs
*In Jarrettsville, there lies the "The Hood"-make sure your kids stay away from it or you may be forced to give them the "Say No To Drugs" and "The Birds & The Bees" lecture again...
Jarrettsville is the place where dreamers remain dreamers.
by Mr. Anonymous Coward May 10, 2009