3 definitions by Mr. Reed

Top Definition
An area located in Harford county, MD. The site of nothing, except for one fine neighborhood. This "hood" is located in central Jarrettsville, and has numerous features native only to Jarrettsville. Some include, a lock on the powerlines, a streetlight with a working light switch, and a funny looking geo metro.
"Jarrettsville is such a shitty area"
"Yeah it wham"
by Mr. Reed May 10, 2005
Ah, Jarrettsville. Possibly the shittiest place on earth. The entire place is full of white trash inbred hicks. The hardcore white trash kids hang out at the local 7-11 all the time. This includes weeknights and weekends. Tuesday nights even, trash can be seen scattered around the 7-11 parking lot. There happens to be one particular trash pit, located off of good old Morse road. This area, known to locals as "The Hood" is a deceiving neighborhood. Under the surface it is really Jarrettsvilles finest. It contains elements native only to Jarrettsville. Some of which include an actual lock on some powerlines thrown there by some kids, a working lightswitch on a streetlight, and some kid and a funny Geo Metro. This certain Geo can be seen cruising around the hood 24/7, crashing through things and breaking stop signs throughout Jarrettsville.
Man, Jarrettsville is such a shitty place.
-Yeah, I couldnt never agree more.
Have you seen "The Hood" recently?
-Yeah, some annoying little shits broke the stop sign in it.
Man, Jarrettsville sucks.
by Mr. Reed May 10, 2005
The shittiest school on the planet. This school is under construction and it looks and smells like shit. The student population is 98% white trash/wigger, the other 2% being barn animals. The school has a barn on "campus". Let that one sink in. IT HAS A FUCKING BARN ON CAMPUS. How dirty and white trash is that? The kids there are the creme of the crop. They are the dirtiest, poorest kids you will ever meet in your life. They all drive their big dirty hick pick up trucks with their huge white trash Confederate flags flying proud off the back. The white trash population rivals that of the state of West Virginia. Half of the student population drops out before graduating, and most go on to work for the elite private schoolers as a janitor. All in all this school is the worst place in the universe. The kids are dirty, smell, and the worst part is you don't receive an education. You are better off spending a little money and going to private school.
Drive your tractor to school day
by Mr. Reed May 30, 2005
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