Jargonator 

A human machine that produces pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing and vague meanings for the purpose of appearing more intelligent. They favor terms that are unfamiliar to most people and do not use them in the correct context.

When Jonathan speaks, I don’t understand a word he says. He’s such a Jargonator!

Jargonator by hobrarian January 12, 2009

Jerganator 

Old man that's a ginger and dates younger women

Ugh he is such a jerganator

Jerganator by Valleygurl125 August 24, 2016

Cross-jargonation

Often times, specialized fields of study or knowledge will have field-specific definitions for various words. This is known as jargon. When two people representing different fields of knowledge come to conflict over an idea due to their respective jargons, cross-jargonation occurs. Generally one or both parties will refuse to compromise on the definition, preferring instead to act as if their definition is superior and unalterable. The result can often be heard as a loud popping sound, caused by the skull of an innocent kitten spontaneously detonating.

Gary was presented a query by his philosophy professor, whom we shall call Ace; Can a person be both a skeptic and an agnostic? Gary answered yes, and was quickly rebuffed by Ace, who stated that the two things were necessarily in conflict. Detecting a case of cross-jargonation, Gary suggested that Ace perhaps consider a more universal definition of the two terms. Ace refused, and all generally agreed that he is a total fucktard. The detonating kitten skull was heard shortly after.

Cross-jargonation by whitedevilbrewingco February 12, 2008

jargonstorming

Jargonstorming is like brain-storming, except the brain has been replaced by jargon. The jargonstormer (i.e., the speaker or writer leveling the jargonstorm at listeners or readers) frequently is unaware that they are not actually saying anything due to a lack of understanding of the underlying meanings of the jargon they employ as they fail to make any point; cynically, the jargonstormer is sometimes aware of this, and is leveraging the jargonstorm strategically to preempt meaningful contributions from others, by overwhelming those unfamiliar with the jargon and alternatively disgusting those who "see" through the jargonstorm to the point that the jargonstormer is not called to task for their transgression.

The following utterance is an example of jargonstorming: In order to properly agendize what we are doing such that we can maximize the synergies to leverage this window of opportunity, we need to strike while the iron is hot and keep pushing the envelope.

jargonstorming by learning2Bbrief November 24, 2010

Jaggynator 

Someone having a really big dick who can last at least an hour or more in bed and make a girl do multiple orgasms.

My boyfriend's a jaggynator. He makes my dreams wet and my reality even wetter.

Jaggynator by Jaggynator July 26, 2011

Jargonate 

The act of jargon.

I'm going to jargonate you with the words from the dictionary most people skip.

Jargonate by AltairGamma December 9, 2017

jakonator 

jakonator 9000 also known as jakonator,
pretty puppy and cute miniature schnauzer, also referred to as jake the jerk or jack off jake. he barks a lot and doesn’t like kids but he’s still epic.

hey look it’s jakonator..
jakonator jakonator
yea mane

jakonator by gerald222222 November 22, 2020