jarf

1. when you're fucking a girl and you decide to do a backflip and cut her in half with your dick, while in the air you must jiz in her face, thus completing the jarf.

2. the name given to this kid eric
1. guy 1: "whoa, i jarfed this girl yesterday and she's not gonna recover for awhile.."
guy 2: "dude you have mad jarfing skills!"

2. jimmy:"have you seen jarf today?"
by xc team August 30, 2009
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when a person farts under the water and eats the bubbles
by Mary27 April 3, 2006
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The phenomena of vigorously jerking off and at moment of climax forcing two fingers down your throat to trigger the gag reflex which allows you to barf simultaneously with ejaculation. It is the combination of jerking-off and barfing, hence Jarfing.
After being single for a year I find Jarfing to be a nice change of pace compared to traditional masturbation.
by xXJarferXx November 30, 2015
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To fool around, to make a mockery of one's self. Most commonly used in foolish situations, causing embarrassment to both the individual and the unfortunate party members.

Will most likely result in others avoiding you in the future, or pretending you have unfortunately latched onto the group in an undesired manner.
"Sam, quit jarfing around!"

"That really was one hell of a jarf"

"How supremely jarffacious of you"
by welovewinchester March 23, 2010
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The phenomena of vigorously jerking off and at moment of climax forcing two fingers down your throat to trigger the gag reflex which allows you to barf simultaneously with ejaculation. It is the combination of jerking-off and barfing, hence Jarfing.
After being single for a year I find Jarfing to be a nice change of pace compared to traditional masturbation.
by xXJarferXx November 30, 2015
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Jarf is a sexual term which is usually illegal in practice
I Jarfed the kid down the street and he phoned the police
by Kamikaze July 6, 2004
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When a man ass fucks another man without permission or when a woman using a dildo or a strap-on ass fucks a guy without permission.
I sometimes enjoy being Jarfed on the weekends by strange men I just met. -Kippa
by kippa July 7, 2004
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