by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022
Jardon is the most thiccest, hottest, person you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She's so beautiful and an amazing friend. She loves everyone and loves tyler the creator. She plays xbox non stop and will fuc your man any time she wants lmfaoooooo.
'Jardon Chromebook is the best person ever"
by hellurhowudurin February 2, 2018
The Jardon flu is a sign of success and intelligence. When you contract it, you'll gain meta-knowledge about the YouTube algorithm. A sign of the Jardon flu is creation of multiple Youtube channels that specialize in a specific category. Patient zero is Jordan Maron the one and only true Jardon.
by MichaelFrost September 6, 2018
Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."
by The Hunter May 28, 2004