A primitive ape-like creature exhibiting features of an early homosapien. Was able to utilise very few tools, sticks, stones, etc. Very stupid in comparison to their other ape species at the time, in fact, they may actually be the dumbest. This tool of an animal roamed the earth 10 million years ago in the Cenzoic Era. Of course due to their lack of intelligence, immaturity and inability to cope with change, they quickly died out. Legend has it that there is still one roaming around on the face of the earth somewhere and reportedly some people have seen it, however there has been no scientific evidence and therefore the answer remains inconclusive.
A blurred amateur video recording of what was supposedly Japes.
--Cameraman "oh my god did you see that?!?"
--Random dude "Jebus thats f**ken ugly f**ked up sh*t"
-- *A somewhat blurred ape-like creature stares at the human beings for a breif moment before disappearing into the white fog of Mount Everest*
-- They chase after it and encounter it yet again but this time the ape-like creature is more hostile and attacks and kills the random dude.
-- The cameraman flees, and as he runs he hears the ape-like terror scream "If you dont become gay your gona be a TB"
-- Cameraman screams "stfu faggot!!"
--Cameraman "oh my god did you see that?!?"
--Random dude "Jebus thats f**ken ugly f**ked up sh*t"
-- *A somewhat blurred ape-like creature stares at the human beings for a breif moment before disappearing into the white fog of Mount Everest*
-- They chase after it and encounter it yet again but this time the ape-like creature is more hostile and attacks and kills the random dude.
-- The cameraman flees, and as he runs he hears the ape-like terror scream "If you dont become gay your gona be a TB"
-- Cameraman screams "stfu faggot!!"
by WeTogtherCanHuntThisDamnApe June 7, 2009
When the gap between two things is so wide it can no longer be considered a diff but rather an infinitely expanding gape. You have now arrived at Jape, the point of no return.
by ahul December 27, 2022
This is a word used for literally anything; Mainly to get a friends attention or used instead of bro/buddy. Also when used for any other word; only understandable during that situation with those who are part of the vibe/circumstance/situation.
"Hey Japes, heard that Japes was Japes last night!" instead of
"Hey bro, heard that party was mad last night!"
"Hey bro, heard that party was mad last night!"
by YesXav October 27, 2023
by sammy os June 2, 2006
to make a move on a someone who is very sleepy or was asleep, before you woke him/her up to make a sexual advance. Jape is generally successful because when sleepy, the japee is less inhibited and more likely to indulge in instinctive sexual desires.
esp. when the japer is at first with the japee in a non predatory (platonic) way. The more adorable and harmless the japer is, the greater the degree of jape.
esp. when the japer is at first with the japee in a non predatory (platonic) way. The more adorable and harmless the japer is, the greater the degree of jape.
we were watching a movie and she started falling asleep but i really wanted to hook up. so i japed her. she really liked me though so it's ok.
by japeallday October 24, 2009
by ... .. ... ............. December 3, 2008
(verb) - to jape - The act of inserting a foreign body into the urethra (or "jap's eye" or "pee-hole" in popular slang).
One day I was walking down the steet bored so I bought a toothbrush and japed myself like a bitch.
I was caught on camera being japed with a fountain pen.
I was caught on camera being japed with a fountain pen.
by burmans January 7, 2006