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it is when a woman is squiting vagina juices in your face, and you have to squint your eyes like a japanese man, and you wish you had goggles on to protect yourself.
when going down on a squirting woman, and you squint your eyes like a japanese person. it's as if you are wearing japanese rain goggles
by beta2 November 22, 2010
 
1.
A phrase that means absolutely nothing but was designed to cause hype on the internet.
Charlie Sheen said Courtney gave him "japanese rain goggles" last night...
by Caaaxy! November 24, 2010
 
2.
Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man gets a oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.
Damn, i hooked up with this chick last night and she did the Japanese Rain Goggles, best head ever.
by dieselboy_tm November 24, 2010
 
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n. When a man covers a woman's eyes with his balls while she gives him felatio.
Bitch get in here and I'll give you Japanese Rain Goggles.
by texasredeyechicka November 22, 2010
 
4.
When a mans balls cover a womans eyes as she gives him oral
Dylan gave Melly Japanese Rain goggles last night
by crazdlady November 22, 2010
 
5.
Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.
She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.
by Madeyoulookituptoo November 25, 2010
 
6.
are when a man takes his nose and sticks it in a womans vagina while she sits on his face. She then proceeds to pee or ejaculate all over the mans face.
Vanessa gave Charlie a Japanese Rain goggles.
by jointfitter1968 November 23, 2010
 
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A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.
She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles
by golfguy0830 November 23, 2010