Jason's dad 

A non-exsistant thing

Stacey: that lady has a penis

Joe: oh yeh like Jason's dad

Jason's dad by Jason's dad April 18, 2016

Jason's butthole 

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

Jason's butthole by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

Jason's mom 

A dirty slut

I banged Jason's mom

Jason's mom by Taco man May 6, 2014

Jason's pants

Jason's pants are so dirty and stinky.

"Would you like to get in Jason's pants?" answer: no

Jason's pants by 2u3iy1 April 24, 2011

Jason's Pub 

One of Owen Sound's more welcoming and friendly establishments. Attached to it is the "darkside". Literally just another room that is slightly dingier and does not serve Molson Crystal or 50. Also called "The Pube" by many regular patrons.

Guy 1- What are we gonna go tonight?
Guy 2- Go to the pube! Or as people from outta town call it, Jason's Pub!

Jason's Pub by Tenant #2 above Fantasy Land October 2, 2013

Jason's Dog 

A dog that's too cool, even for its owner.

I want to hang out with Jason's dog, but that means I'd have to see Jason... Ugh.

Jason's Dog by goDs'nosaJ March 8, 2022

Jason's Towel 

The rag and/or towel you use after sex to clean cum off of the pussy or penis or surrounding areas.

Scotty, you came all over me... grab Jason's towel.

Jason's Towel by ImJustHereDude April 24, 2022