Janko'ed

To get absolutely drunk (usually off of hard liquor). Below the drunken state of feeling sick.
This term derives from the first name of Serbian tennis player Janko Tipseravic

Mike: Yo, what's up with your buddy?
Geoffrey: He's absolutely janko'ed. He had way to many jager bombs tonight.

Janko'ed by RuruRommers October 26, 2011

Jango'ed 

To be beaten (or killed) in a manner not befitting your awesomeness, often by a person you were not even fighting at that time.

Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu (Sam Jackson), while he (Fett) was otherwise engaged fighting a large space rhino on the planet Genosis during the final act of StarWars: Ep II: AOTC

"I just fragged bob and steve, but then i was Jango'ed by some 12 year old from Korea!"

Jango'ed by MikeRoss September 18, 2007

Jako'ed 

Getting screwed by a big headed sweaty Croatian dude.

You just got jako'ed.

Jako'ed by FakeCroat April 24, 2020