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Jamieson 

A guy who knows how to speak. A man who could sell water to an ocean, or talk a nun out of her clothes. He's not a con-artist, but he could acquire even the most skeptical person's confidence. He's not a politician although he does represent investors. He's the type of guy who gets shit done. A real go-getter, a smooth operating elusive gentlemen. That's not to say he can't be reached for he has been described as what some may call a womanizer. His last name usually starts with a "K", but it is not "Kool" as one might expect from a fellow with such a calm demeanor. He is sexy, and it has often been said that he is well endowed.
Anonymous 1: Who was that guy?

Anonymous 2: Oh, that was just Jamieson.

Anonymous 1: Well, I just let Jamieson borrow the car. Funny, I didn't even think to ask him his name. What was he doing here anyways?

Anonymous 2: He was an inspector.

Anonymous 1: An inspector of what?

Anonymous 2: Ok, fine. I slept with him. I'm sorry he was just sooo charismatic.

Anonymous 1: Well, You know? I'm literally not even mad right now. That guy was pretty much a badass. I totally couldn't have stopped you. If one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. You've got good taste. That means I'm a keeper too.

Jamieson (from afar): I just saved their marriage.

Danny Jamieson 

A very sexy guy who appeared on The Real World: Austin. He won me over from the first look, although he's a little known for getting his face damn near broken by a gang fight.
Danny Jamieson, call me and I'd suck your dick so hard you'll be seeing pink for weeks.
Danny Jamieson by Sucks Dick April 9, 2007

Jamiemousenism 

A religion for those who love and appreciate Jamie Mouse who is the guitarist for the Arctic Monkeys
Arctic Monkeys Fan 1: I'm jamiemousenism and you?

Arctic Monkeys Fan 2: OMG! Me too! I need to tweet that I met someone with two things in common with me!
Jamiemousenism by Who i am 1234 February 24, 2023

jamieion 

The realest nigga ever and mr.takeyobitch just dat guy
Jamieion is just dat guy
jamieion by Tiny sama November 23, 2021

Jamieson Vitamins 

This is a sexy brand of vitamins that will forever kill youXP
Alexis "Hey let's get some vitamins!"
Kirsten"How about Jamieson Vitamins ?"
Jamieson"Vitamins aren't healthy:P"

Jamieson 

1. Someone who never misses a meal

2. Someone who always makes sure he gets fed
That guy's always first in the lunch queue hes such a Jamieson
What a J amieson, she always eats 3 good meals a day, i wish i coudl be as healthy as her
Jamieson by DrHugsNStuff August 10, 2010