Jamboner 

When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.

"There I was at Coachella, letting a bitch know in the Sahara tent, when *BOOM* jamboner!"

Jamboner by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013

Jambonerism 

The religion and worship based around coulie jambon

Hey stinky would you like to convert to jambonerism?

Jambonerism by Punkrck1995 March 28, 2022

jaboner 

to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA

saying boner but being sneaky about it

man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.

i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner

sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers

jaboner by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009

jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

jamboned by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Jaboner 

When you meet friends after a night out and ask "Jaboner?" to see whether coitus was exchanged.

"Went out last night, ended up talking to some pretty hot babe!".. "So, Jaboner?"

Jaboner by White Lionel August 29, 2012

Jumboner 

1. Jumbo + Boner = JUMBONER

2. Massive erection

I have a jumboner right now.

Jumboner by big worm14 August 17, 2008

Jamboney 

When a man puts his erect penis into a jar of jam and proceeds to have sex with it.
(or any preserve).

"What did you do last night?"
"Oh I just stayed in and had a jamboney"

Jamboney by BitchTits2011 September 24, 2011