Jamboner

When one (usually a male but we are not going to be gender specific here) is into the music so hard the get a spontaneous boner.

"There I was at Coachella, letting a bitch know in the Sahara tent, when *BOOM* jamboner!"

by sahara$4wankers May 29, 2013

jamboned

similar to being porked but with a little je ne sais quoi

I went to France and all I got was jamboned :(

by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Jambon

The french word for Ham

Person 1: Qu'est ce que tu veux?
Person 2: J'ai voudrais le jambon avec le fromage.
__________________________

Person 1: What do you want?
Person2: I want ham and cheese...

by get it right 101 July 5, 2006

Jambon

To appropriate random objects or ideas and mash together in an 'artistic' manner.

Person 1: "hey guys, i've got a chair."
Person 2: "cool, i've got a potato peeler."
Person 1: "amazing, let's Jambon."
(after a brief period of 'artistic' action)
Person 1: "wow, that potato peeler looks awesome on top of that chair."
Person 2: "I know, it's such a Jambon!"
Person 1: "Let's Jambon again some time.. Next time lets use some expandable foam."

by angeferguson April 4, 2011

Jambon

Limp, cowardly or particularly lame individual. A non-homophobic substitute for “gay.”

He told the teacher I cheated on my homework to try impress her. What a jambon.

He is such a jambon.

by greendown September 22, 2010

Jambon

Man who likes ham and will do anything to fill his face with it- typically seen lurking around pig farms and supermarket back alleys looking for any scraps.

Did you see Marshall last night- he was so busy being a jambon that he didn't notice all loose women trying play with his earthworm.

by Max Meadway August 7, 2007

Jambons

Fat girl in a miniskirt and no tights! (Legs)

Look at the jambons on that

by Countess January 16, 2004