When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.
Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.

I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!
by Shuaman April 17, 2017
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