jake

He will play with your feelings, but will never be straightforward about how he really feels. He will always respond to serious questions with "what do you mean", or "don't worry". A jake is good for a hookup or fling, but a committed relationship with a jake is a very rare occasion.

Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember

---------- 1 week later -------------

Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again

Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.

by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020

Jake

He is such an amazing soul. He’s extremely intelligent, really cute, caring and really funny. When you see Jake’s eyes, they are the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. When your around Jake, you feel bubbly and happy just to be with him. When you interact with him, he actually listens to you. Overall, Jake is an amazing guy I wish I could date.

Omg, do you see that hottie over there?? He must be a Jake.

by Oofnut August 30, 2019

jakeing

Alternative for jk (just kidding).

Person #1: Yo this new Cardi B song is pretty dope!
Person #2: Ew what the fuck is wrong with you?
Person #1: Nah bro, i’m just jakeing.

by MakuTV September 13, 2019

Jake

Man with a MASSIVE COCK, bigger than Kieran's.

Wow that guys cock is huge! Hes such a Jake!

by JAKE Will RAKE your ass red November 14, 2021

Jake

I be wanting some Jake up in this crib girllll! (; sexy, sweet, & dangerous... everything a girl could want. He likes it rough so give it to him like that to please him ladies.. Men, beware.. Jakes will still yo lady! Badass and gorgeous... Have a nice ass too.

" woah Jake.. "

by TommyTomKimmyKom November 21, 2013

Jake

Jake's have an abnormally large penis of at least ten inches. They are able to erect easily and are known as the "sex god". You would be lucky to know a jake.

"He was such a jake in bed last night"

by Stevetheman123098 December 14, 2013

Jake

He is amazing and strong and he will fuck u up bad like shitting bad 😂😂😂 Watch our for a Jake cuz he will beat the shit out of u 😂😂

Watch out that’s Jake HIDE!!!!!

by bestpersoneverxx December 15, 2018