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The act of talking to your porno.
Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"
by Gayqui June 09, 2006
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The act of masturbating while thinking about, talking to, or having any contact with someone named Jake who you have a secret crush on.

Unfortunately, this Jake is usually your friend's boyfriend.
Nicole was Jakeing Off last night.
by ColleensBuddy October 14, 2009
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