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jaggering 

v. Chaotically lunging about a stage trying to recreate the magic of the past. Done by aging singers, politicians, tycoons etc.

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Why are Trump and Biden still jaggering? Give it a rest men.
jaggering by gnostic3 May 11, 2024

Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)

Named for the infamous Mick Jagger
- Hey man have you seen Billy latey?
- No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies
Mick Jaggering by BlackjackII January 28, 2008

jabbering 

The action of running ones mouth aimlessly about no important topic
Tom was jabbering to megan
jabbering by Macetom1122 March 2, 2017

Jaggerific 

This word means you are so epic!

Synonyms: shagadelic, awesome, cool, epic, amazing
Antonyms: lame, annoying, stupid :(
Dude, you are so jaggerific!
A popular technique employed in many first person shooter games whereby the player attempting to perform the skill (the jag), moves around in an erratic, zigzag like fashion, making it difficult for enemies to hit the player.

The term jagging was coined and popularized by the player CurtMACHINEHEAD in the game Gears of War, in which he dominated by use of a glitch known as the "lobster trot" in combination with his jagging technique.
Sniper (frustrated): FOR FUCK SAKE I CAN'T HIT HIM HE'S JAGGING!
CurtMACHINEHEAD: You can't hit me, for I have mastered the black art of jagging.
Jagging by Anonymous coward. December 23, 2009
Basically chilling, relaxing, sleeping or doing whatever you want without stress and pressure.
British Person: Alright mate?
Normal Person: Hey, I'm not feeling too good right now.
British Person: Bro you gotta start jaering. Chill yourself!
Normal Person: Alright, I'll try.
Jaering by Bonzeko October 9, 2020