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Jaggered 

Past tense; The act of doing your best Mick Jagger impersonation in public.
"I Jaggered so hard last night that I broke my watch!"
Jaggered by Deertay March 16, 2008

jaggered 

horny, aroused, sexually attracted to a person, to have a boner, to desire something greatly,to be turned on immensely, an erection,
(EX1):I am so jaggered for some Peanut Butter and Jelly.

(EX2):I am so jaggered for some of his bratwurst.

(EX3):I am so jaggered for that tan, hot stud from california.

(EX4): I am jaggered for a ham and bacon sandwich.
jaggered by Brennan and Chelsea March 25, 2008

Jaggered 

When you're disappointed and start screaming at the tv because that siege is fucked
Dude I'm jaggered honestly I shot him.
Jaggered by SaintNibba September 12, 2017

Jaggered 

Playing part of a song just like another band’s song but sounds astronomically better.
Dave Matthews Band jaggered all of Jack Johnson’s songs one by one live in their basement.
Jaggered by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

jaggered 

The event in which a girl friend zones you or brother zones you when you ask her out. The term originates from Jagger, who literally always gets friend zoned.
“Oh my ducking god dude I’m really gonna get Jaggered by this girl rn”
jaggered by jkalvb April 13, 2019
Very, very tired...
I can't go out mate, I'm jiggered at the moment!
jiggered by Nick2097 October 15, 2003
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