Mr. Jacklecrophs is an amazing, wonderful, loyal, supportive, fluffy, dark brown, mediem sized stuffed monkey that is a perfect boyfriend for any mentally unstable teenage girl. He will always be there if you want to cuddle or just need someone to vent to. He is a wonderful listener and will never tell you something you don't want to hear or judge you. You would be very lucky to find a Mr. Jacklecrophs being that there is only one true Mr. Jacklecrophs in the whole wide world. However, if you did - by some miracle from the Lord - find THE Mr. Jacklecrophs you will immediately recognize him because he is clearly the sexiest, most handsome and attractive stuffed animal ever.
Good luck on you quest to find Mr. Jacklecrophs, for he is your destined lover for life.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.