jack-off

To masturbate until the point of ejaculation is reached.

Oh, oh, ho, oh my god, wait.. wait a..., oh OH SHAZAAAM!

by gabe April 22, 2005

jack off

too masturbate, to stroke your penis until it ejaculates

dude, im so horny, im gonna go home and jack off to some porn

by dadouf January 11, 2002

jacking off

Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.

Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)

by Private P. Nuss August 16, 2004

Jacking Off

What a guy will do as often as possible.

My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.

by Derpherpderpistan February 11, 2013

jack off

To stoke the penis up and down in a motion like if you were to shake milk.

Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

jack off

1. To Masturbate, as in a male.
2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off").

1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off.
2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off

by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003

jacking off

What I Do Like Every Other Day

I Am Gonna Jack off

by Speedo Boy February 8, 2003