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by baby November 05, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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When a guy get sexually aroused and squirts cum out of his dick!
Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!
by SlopNChop December 08, 2016
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Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.
by Bizzle4Shizzle October 10, 2005
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When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.
Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"
by Zaza the Crazy Rogue June 27, 2007
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rubbin ur penis wit ur hands or objects
it feels wicked good but its not as good as pussy so guys do it when theyre not gettin any
all guys do it like evry day im doin it right now
by billy bob December 14, 2003
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rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure
masturbation
I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.
by lolwhatisthis March 30, 2009
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applying lubricant to the penis, then rubbing it slowly up and down while viewing images of attractive woman naked or engaging in sex acts. In time, the rhythmic movement will lead to a build-up in excitement. At this point, your sister and her best mate will walk in. It'll be too late to stop and a sticky whitish fluid will shoot out onto your computer screen. The girls will close the door and you will be left in a state of profound shame.
I was jacking off to pictures of Carmen Electra when the nuns walked in.
by Samantha Fox October 21, 2007
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