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Jackbattle 

When a group of guys or girls decide to have a masturbation contest. Whoever orgasms first, wins.
Amanda: "Hey girls ! Wanna have a jackbattle?"
Leyla: "Sure ! I'm gonna win this time, I'm wet already!"

ex. 2

"Guys... Is it okay if i take quick one?"
"I'll do it too!"
"Me too!"
"Let's have a jackbattle then!"
Jackbattle by Jackjizzer January 26, 2010
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Jackballed Up 

Related to Jackball. To be in a state where you get so upset that you act dumber and dumber, further hurting your own cause.
The mob got jackballed up and continued to riot, when they realized that they were only helping the group they oppose.
Jackballed Up by Brian A. Miller October 12, 2004

jackbaited 

In online chat rooms, when you write a sentence that is perfect for the resident prankster to turn into a meme image.
"I need a meme for my meme, yo" *Someone instantly posts a yo dawg meme image* "You jackbaited him." "Yup."
jackbaited by electrawn February 28, 2017

jackrattlin' 

a greeting; "what's happening?"
"yo, what's jackrattlin'?"
jackrattlin' by kt lee March 7, 2005

jackatthebump 

Another word for fake friend. Who has disrespected you but leads you to believe you’re their friend.
Dude he’s being a jackatthebump
jackatthebump by Sinaway May 26, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026