Jabulitis 

You can't really describe it. It is the feeling you have the morning after the night before. You don't even know you have it but everyone else knows you do!

You have a severe case of jabulitis

Jabulitis by SpotMaster November 14, 2012

Jailitis 

When a prisoner, while on his way to jail/at jail, all of sudden has 'difficulty breathing', 'extremely high blood pressure' or some other form of bogus medical condition. The prisoner by law must be taken to a comfortable hospital bed with free food to by cleared medically. This can often take hours - thus avoiding a cold cement cell a period of time.

"I was a block away from the jail when my prisoner got a case of 'jailitis'. I was stuck sitting at the hospital with him for 4 hours.

Jailitis by moneyman123 June 30, 2010

fabulitis

Self-inflicted foot discomfort caused by wearing fabulous, but uncomfortable shoes.

Brianne looked amazing in those heels, but by the end of the night fabulitis had set in once again.

fabulitis by rawhouns March 14, 2011

tabulitis 

a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or multitasking

Before Evan could finish Facebook stalking his ex, reading Craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several pornographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.

tabulitis by gangsta skittle April 7, 2013

Jabbaitis 

Pronounced"Jabba-itis" this is when someone is so fat their body shape resembles that of Jabba The Hutt

Guy 1-So I went on a blind date and the chick that showed up had Jabbaitis,I said I felt sick and left ASAP.
Guy 2-Damn I woulda dipped too.

Jabbaitis by OffensiveTrashbag March 26, 2017

Jayelitis 

When one sucks so much dick they can’t possibly breathe

Johnny keeps making fun of Jeremy’s fit, I think he got the jayelitis

Do you see what bro was saying about the thunder? He definitely got the jayelitis

Jayelitis by Jayel Rodrigues June 26, 2022

Jayelitis 

When one sucks so much dick they can’t possibly breathe

Johnny keeps making fun of Jeremy’s fit, I think he got the jayelitis

Do you see what bro was saying about the thunder? He definitely got the jayelitis

Jayelitis by Jayel Rodrigues June 26, 2022