A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.
Our roommate is such a Jabroni.
by Lindser Pants Amadeus November 13, 2010
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My buddy Ken is being a total Jabroni about eating the last slice of pizza.
by scottynyc September 18, 2015
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One who is not good at his chosen profession or current task.

A jabroni talks smack but has no way of backing up his mouth.

A jabroni lets his mouth say stupid things when it shouldn't.
To quote The Rock... "Who... in the Blue Hell are you... jabroni?"
As if to say, "Who are YOU to interrupt me?"
by Lee Miller January 7, 2003
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one whos shit is most definitely weak.

someone who talks big, then when its time to run the table they're passed out underneath it.
"Now look at this jabroni here"
by christopher j h August 31, 2006
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a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe
guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!
by Mike January 4, 2004
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One who urinates in inappropriate places While intoxicated.
by T. Flynn October 11, 2014
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1. a wrestler with no shtick, no costume, and a lame name like "john evans", going up against a real wrestler lkie "hulk hogan" or "the rock". a jabroni may get in a couple good moves, may even get into a 'near-pin' situation, but will ultimately lose. why? he's a fuckin' jabroni!
2. a poser, one without an identity.
3. fodder for the ring. see 'dead meat'
1. that jabroni was wearing calvin klein briefs for a costume! good grief!

2. stop acting like a jabroni, you'll get your ass kicked.

3. who's the jabroni?
by ivan stratego May 12, 2006
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