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jabbawannabe 

When someone tries to act of a jabbawokee.
Pablo: Man homes, last night i poked holes on a piece of paper and started dancing around. Then i put the paper in front of my face & started singing, "I'M THE JABBAWOKEEZ! I'M THE JABBAWOKEEZ!"

Andrew: Damn Pablo, you're such a jabbawannabe!
jabbawannabe by skullioBAY7 June 10, 2008

Jabbawalkee Fix 

A person who is asian and black
Man he is a Jabbawalkee Fix
Jabbawalkee Fix by ferfsdverg March 10, 2009

Jabbawanking

The process in which a human being of the male gender can successfully carry on a conversation, all while obtaining pleasurable masturbation.
1. Nospat Jack - So baby, what'd you do today...*oooh*
Cas - Oh I went shopping and...EW are you jabbawanking!?
Nospat Jack - Haha um?.. *HOOO*

2. Aaron - Hey man, what'd you do last night?
Rob - Dude, I totally jabbawanked it!
Jabbawanking by Jeann March 12, 2008

Jabbawakee 

A girl who has a bangin body, but a fucking ugly ass face. Also know as a butterface.
Santa Clause: uh oh yo, jabbawakee alert.

Easter Bunny: ew yo, i'd pipe with a paper bag over her head.

Jesus: Tits
Jabbawakee by lord farkwad May 1, 2008

Jabbawack'n 

Inner city people just making noise when they talk. A constant mumbling noise from their mouths.
I was at a red light and could hear these brothers at the bus stop Jabbawack'n about their baby mama problems.
Jabbawack'n by Employed person October 12, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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