did u see that kid try n do that keg stand he threw up all over himself, what a JP.

this guy is really struggling to crack that blunt, lol what a JP
by Mr. Raxby Haledocious December 21, 2010
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JP is a Titan menace who is much larger than the entire Multiverse; JP's presance has made the our Universe, he is inredibly dangerous and will annhilate any planet it sees.
TL;DR, your Mom
The 10th Universe was removed from existence as JP accidentally sat on on.
by Grand Minister September 23, 2020
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one who loves feet & everything about them. especially the toes
JP was licking that girls toe dude
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A nickname, typically for someone with a first name starting with “J” and a middle/last name starting with “P”. Those who have obtained the “JP” title are of higher being, those righteous dudes. They are often called “The Chillest Dudes on Earth” by many. “Steez” is their middle name, and they are often found with a best friend in which their righteousness has rubbed off on.
“Yo what’s up JP, looking fine as always”
by HottieMan December 26, 2022
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everyone: @foliatejpjpenis loves penis
by JP's Mom October 21, 2020
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everyone: @foliatejpjpenis loves men
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A young man between the age of 18-25 which claims to be straight, but deep down inside loves the cock in or around his mouth or anus
Man that guys a pretty big JP
by Area 51 4 LIFE January 26, 2009
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