Jockey

To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12

I was trying to jockey Aaron Lennon with Titus Bramble, he raped me then scored.

by Richie P83 September 30, 2011

The Jockey

First, your girlfriend must have her hair tied up in a ponytail. Once you have begun doggy-style sex with her, cut off her pony tail when passion reaches its height. When she looks back to question your procedure, commence whipping her with her own ponytail.

"I totally did The Jockey with Lauren last night, and when she looked back to ask me what the hell I was doing, I gave her a mouthful of PONYTAIL."

by Matt Ulshafer November 20, 2007

a$$ jockey

A person who rides another person's ass about something, or won't let go of something. This probably has its origins in Warcraft 3 team play. Presumably it was meant as a non-sensical insult, but later evolved into a useful phrase at LAN parties.

Al: I can't believe you lost to a n00b.
Tim: Stop being an a$$ jockey.

by paxmagellanic January 23, 2006

Jockey

A person too tall to be called a midget or dwarf but not quite tall enough to be considered normal.

Gee when will that Jockey's balls drob

by M0nkeyButl3r September 5, 2016

Jockey

Jockey

A short, highly annoying pre-pubescent teen, with a high-pitched and/or squeaky voice. Jockeys are also commonly known to you stupid inoffensive insults like 'fag' or 'emo'. Usually refers a male between the age of 11 and 16 years. Is derived from a horse riding jockey who are commonly short and light weight to for-fill their roles.

Example

Short boy with annoyingly high pitched voice
(eg. Ryan Sheckler):- You guys are such fags

Anonymous:- leave us alone you f**king jockey.

Below is a quote taken from the epitome of jockey(ness)
"<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING ???????????????????????????????"

by Anonymous79696 April 26, 2008

jockey

british rhyming cockney for "potato chips". Short for Jockey Whips. Similar to "apples and pears" meaning "stairs".

'eh, luv. Pop in the kitchen for me, and grab me a jockey?

by David Gustafson October 15, 2003

Jockey

A racial slur used to define a person with negroid traits i.e. Dark skin, big lips,, nappy hair. It ids mostly used in the presence of negros ao that one will not be thought of as a racist.

Damn man, look at all these jockeys in line at the food stamp office.

by Arab5000 November 29, 2010