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Jacking Off
beating your meat
Beef stroganoff
slapping the foot long
maturating

Synonyms: joeing
"i'll see you guys later, i gotta go JO.

if you don't jo you don't have a penis
by KillTheMessenger342 March 25, 2011
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A solid wooden staff approximately four feet in length, often used in aikido and many other Japanese Martial Arts.
Be careful where you swing your Jo around
by Alex January 17, 2005
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(Shift supervisor): "Mr. Ferndock, you are doubtless the most inept employee this fast food franchise has ever had the misfortune to link its good name to." (Assistant fry chef): "Jo!"
by megnao flimpis July 11, 2003
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guy 1:oh shit nigga
guy 2:wat happend nigga
guy 1:dont look but tha joes right behind us
guy 2:we gonna get book cause i got 3 pounds of that shit and my choppa in tha back
by big syd July 26, 2007
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J.O. is also a term used to describe one who was once Amish then "jerks over" to the ways of the "normal white man"
J.O.s typically drive old American muscle cars to compensate for their years of seperation from all things modern.
Yo, check out that J.O. in the Camaro.
by chadwick July 09, 2003
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JERK OFF...JACK OFF...fuck yourself...yano if your a guy...dude how could anyone not know this
basicly every guy in the world is so desperate that they have to j.o. whenever they can, otherwise they act all bitchy...stupid horny retahds
by yyoo mmaammaa January 20, 2004
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considered a homeboi or gurl one of yo homies *puerto rican/ mexican slang*
by Felicia a.k.a Philly December 28, 2003
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