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Heaven on earth. You can tell if a guy is straight if he goes to JMU.
Tech guy: Hey I goto VTECH, I'm going to sleep in the second largest male only dorm on the east coast tonight!
JMU Dude: Thats funny because I'm about to go back to party at my apartment that I share with 4 girls. Oh and I don't have an STD you lying prick.
by JMADDY August 07, 2006
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Makes Disney world look like a concentration camp. Everyone is happy and nice. Beautiful campus. Just about 2 hot girls for every boy. Located in Harrisonburg, Va.
During the campus tour at JMU they said something about their science hall being one of the largest, or was it longest, academic buildings in the country, or was it hemisphere? Idk actually, I was too busy staring at the girls.
by lioaonl August 08, 2010
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the school where the only place things get hard is in bed
That's how it goes down at JMU
by j.maddy.baby January 24, 2011
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Drive around JMU and look at lisence plates. 70% New Jersey.
by Lives outside JMU campus April 24, 2010
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An over glorified teacher's college for stuck up bitches who think they can party. The place is full of little bitches who think they're all the smartest kids and think they can drink. They are also prone to brag about the fact that they are one of the most "elite" schools in the area and that they party harder than any other school. All the girls claim to be models and think they’re the shit, when in fact they're pretty ugg even after a few drinks. Seriously, why would anyone want to go to JMU, what the fuck is there to do in Harrisonburg?
JMU bitch: "yeah, JMU has all the hottest kids and all the best parties"
ODU kid: "how much did you have to drink last night?"
JMU bitch: "shit man, I don't even know, probably like 6 or 7 beers"
ODU kid: "wow, you're cool man"
by marmph February 19, 2010
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Just Missed UVa. For all of those who didn't quite make it to UVa...but a good college none the less.
GUY:"So where do you go to college?"
JMU GUY: "I go to JMU."
GUY: "so you didn't get into UVa...bummer."
by jman October 29, 2004
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JMU= Just Missed UVA
JMU Student- "Yeah I go to JMU"
UVA Student- "Just missed UVA huh"
by ahhbuddy July 13, 2006
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