1 definition by updateurbandic22
It's true we're #1 for STDs now not Radford but that's okay because at least we'll have jobs after we graduate.
Tech and UVA may shit on us but they still come to our Halloween uninvited year after year and awkwardly try to get with our much more attractive student body but usually end up getting too drunk and failing miserably.
If you want an almost guaranteed decent job in the D.C. area from a school that has a higher median post graduate salary than Penn State University, then you came to the right place.
Sure it may not take you 4 years to graduate, but that's kindof expected when 30% of your time here was spent drunk putting your clothing back on after another... interesting night
Tech and UVA may shit on us but they still come to our Halloween uninvited year after year and awkwardly try to get with our much more attractive student body but usually end up getting too drunk and failing miserably.
If you want an almost guaranteed decent job in the D.C. area from a school that has a higher median post graduate salary than Penn State University, then you came to the right place.
Sure it may not take you 4 years to graduate, but that's kindof expected when 30% of your time here was spent drunk putting your clothing back on after another... interesting night
Damn bro you go to JMU, how are the girls there?
"Bro don't get me started haha I'm living the dream"
"Bro don't get me started haha I'm living the dream"
by updateurbandic22 January 9, 2023