jmu

Located in the Shenandoah Mountains of Virginia, James Madison University is the home of some of the best looking, top of the line females. WIth a ratio of 70/30. Girls rule the school here. If you're a beautiful, sexy, well-educated, classy female then you go to JMU. Boys from all over flock here just to enjoy the site of the beautiful girls that they'll find walking around campus, or running down port republic late night, most likely dressed in polos or head to toe in some trendy outfit daddy just bought for her, and thats right after he purchased the beamer or Land Rover she wanted for becoming a sophmore. Parties at JMU are like no other...ONE WORD...BLOCK PARTIES. You know you're school knows how to party when you throw parties so big S.W.A.T teams have to come. The guys here couldn't be happier. Good lookin' guy for good lookin' girls. If you one day find yourself with a chic from JMU consider yourself lucky as a dog because every guy wants a MILF later down the road.

JMU...land of the beautful girls and the hottest parties. Where girls rule and boys come to check out the eye candy everyone's been talking about.

by ILUVJMU February 4, 2005

jmu

Heaven on earth. You can tell if a guy is straight if he goes to JMU.

Tech guy: Hey I goto VTECH, I'm going to sleep in the second largest male only dorm on the east coast tonight!
JMU Dude: Thats funny because I'm about to go back to party at my apartment that I share with 4 girls. Oh and I don't have an STD you lying prick.

by JMADDY August 7, 2006

jmu

JMU= Just Missed UVA

JMU Student- "Yeah I go to JMU"
UVA Student- "Just missed UVA huh"

by ahhbuddy July 14, 2006

jmu

james madison university.
also known as JM EWWW

he used to be a nice church boy, and now he goes to JMU.

ohh JM EWWW. yeahhh wtf?!

by kaitlins way October 22, 2006

JMU Uniform

People that only wear Northface sweaters, Ugg Boots, and have an orange tan.

I got on the bus the other day and everyone around me was wearing the JMU Uniform, it's ridiculous.

by Anti-JMU Girl March 19, 2009

jmu diploma

Proof that you are a drunk

Dude, I thought you were shitting me about having alcohol poisoning 18 times but then you showed me your JMU Diploma and my jaw dropped.

by dajakester July 8, 2011

JMU diploma

$100,000 toilet paper

I was reading some job applications this morning. I found someone's who listed JMU as their education. As I was laughing my ass off, my secretary commented that walmart has toilet paper for $.99 and is a lot smoother than a JMU diploma

by UVA Law July 2, 2011