JFKM

Abbreviated form: Just Fucking Kill Me.

Ugh. I have to sit through another 4 hour math class. JFKM.

JFKM by llightning March 3, 2010

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JFKML

John Fitzgerald Kennedy My Life, a play on FML, used in a situation where you just want to die/be killed.

my mom just walked in on me jerking off JFKML

so I forgot I had my webcam on and I decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked JFKMY

I thought I sent him a DM, but I posted that picture of me topless right to twitter JFKMY

JFKML by TheOtherTravis June 30, 2010

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JFKM • jfkma • JFKML • Jfkmn

Jfkmn

Just fucking kill me now.

I have so many problems in my life jfkmn.

Jfkmn by Em Snow June 11, 2016

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jfkma

Just fucking kiss me already

Man that’s so nice to know but like I wish my boyfriend would jfkma because it’s kind of boring.

jfkma by Adeadbatonthesideoftheroad September 20, 2022

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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