JFKM

Abbreviated form: Just Fucking Kill Me.

Ugh. I have to sit through another 4 hour math class. JFKM.

JFKM by llightning March 3, 2010

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JFKML

John Fitzgerald Kennedy My Life, a play on FML, used in a situation where you just want to die/be killed.

my mom just walked in on me jerking off JFKML

so I forgot I had my webcam on and I decided to get changed, anyways he saw me naked JFKMY

I thought I sent him a DM, but I posted that picture of me topless right to twitter JFKMY

JFKML by TheOtherTravis June 30, 2010

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JFKM • jfkma • JFKML • Jfkmn

Jfkmn

Just fucking kill me now.

I have so many problems in my life jfkmn.

Jfkmn by Em Snow June 11, 2016

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jfkma

Just fucking kiss me already

Man that’s so nice to know but like I wish my boyfriend would jfkma because it’s kind of boring.

jfkma by Adeadbatonthesideoftheroad September 20, 2022

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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