Jerk Driving

The act of one jerking off to ones self.

The other day I was jerk driving to this chick in the lane next to me.

Jerk Driving by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

jerk du soleil 

To masturbate in an acrobatic or otherwise unnatural position.

In a fascinating display of jerk du soleil, Ryan used yoga to bring his leg up behind his head while standing on one foot as he jerked off his dick with one hand and thumbed his anus with the other hand.

jerk du soleil by Douchey Couture June 9, 2016

Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.

“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”

Post Jerk Depression by Kicky40 March 15, 2018

dry jerk (DJ) 

when a girl is too lazy to lube your handjob, or give a blowjob, or is too prudish to fuck. Often results in chafing, and not calling said girl again......

Man, that bitch gave me the dry jerk (DJ), I aint calling her no mo.

dry jerk (DJ) by skeeza December 25, 2007

jerk dick 

General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.

'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'

'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'

jerk dick by steel julian April 4, 2005

Jerk Driving

When one drives like a jerk.

Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.

Jerk Driving by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

National Suicide Jerk Day 

April 14th is National Suicide Jerk Day!

Have fun, Don't get caught!

Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?

Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!

National Suicide Jerk Day by DaRacoon March 12, 2020