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W&J Shocker 

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.
Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!
W&J Shocker by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019
Is a well-looking guy. Usually have a nice size penis and isn't afraid to fall in love. J'shon has a big heart and is very truthful he isn't afraid to tell it like it is.
J'shon always there for people.
J'shon by Slowspider December 31, 2016
Jizz squirted; usually on someone.
I think I'm in love. That chick I went home with last night took a J Shot to the face and stayed in for more!
J Shot by Katzmonce September 30, 2010

j-shored 

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.
I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.
j-shored by provider44 January 16, 2010

J-SHOREITIS 

When, after watching Jersey Shore, you attempt to mimic one of the actors or actressess in everything from behavior to dress.
Person 1: Why are you so agressive, tan, and dumb.
Person 2: I got J-SHOREITIS from Ronnie last week.
J-SHOREITIS by ALEX THE SETTER August 31, 2011
when a man ejaculates in his best friend's shorts
"Bro, I'm sorry i J-Shotted in your shorts..." "What does that mean?!" "It means you might want to wash them"
J-Shot by Charlie Oxsucker November 7, 2011