Italian spoon 

Italian spoons are typically used with a fork traditionally to spin the spaghetti on the spoon. This won't work if you have a bent fork.

When someone calls you a bent fork, (dumb, or stupid) the return would be your an Italian spoon, something thats just as stupid as a bent fork

Daniella: Yeah, you're a total bent fork
Mark: your an italian spoon

Italian spoon by marcuscarcus March 2, 2011

Italian spooning 

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

Italian spooning by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012