Italian Job

Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.

John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?

Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.

John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?

Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.

by JamesBeam March 3, 2010

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Getting a blowjob in a Mini Cooper.

Hey bro, I picked up this chick for a first date in my Mini Cooper & I totally scored- she gave me an Italian Job.

by nickroat August 4, 2014

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when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job. (The use of parmesan cheese is optional.)

Last night my girl and I had lasagna for dinner and afterwords she was still hungry so she gave me an Italian Job.

by Gabe & Mickey July 18, 2006

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A hand job given in the same manner and with the same delicacy that one sips a cup of espresso. Better if accompanied by a pinky-ring, thus an Italian Job.

Yo! Bitch worked my nob like she was hitting an after dinner espresso, must have thought she was giving an Italian Job.

by Dave Morrison February 7, 2008

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Receiving a hand job but your partners hands are covered in crushed up Italian Seasoned Croutons.

Jack: Did you see Amy last night?
Fred: Yea, she gave me an Italian Job behind the Olive Garden.
Jack: Didn't that hurt?
Fred: A little, but it smelled great.

by The Real Italian Job June 1, 2017

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