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When Mark Wahlberg diddles your bum in a PT cruiser Dude, got so fucked up last night at a club with Mark Wahlberg, and my ass hurts; must have gotten an italian job.
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Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable. John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night? Dave: Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job. John: She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'? Dave: Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT. |
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Classic British heist caper from 1968 starring Sir Michael Caine of Rotherhithe and Noel Coward. You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
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when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job... while watching The Italian Job Ayyy yo bitch cum over to my pad and gimme one of dem Italian Jobs right now mophucka......slut
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Verb The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce. I gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.
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The act of getting a blow job from a fat chick while she shoves a tube of pepperoni up you ass and you drizzle tomato sauce on you balls. I got a italian job from you sister lastnight.
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When you shove an Italian sausage up your ass and jerk off with marinara sauce. (Can be done solo or with a partner.) my girlfriend gives the best italian jobs.
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When you see a girl you like driving in her mini cooper and start racing her, only to have her surprise you by beating you and driving straight to your place. The ensuing sex is referred to as an Italian Job. Remember that hottie from the mall? Yeah, she totally gave me an Italian Job last night. I can still smell the gasoline and humiliation.
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