| 1. | It Was My Shoe | ||
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Phrase often used as a poor excuse for flatulence. The phrase is used to make others believe that the fart they just heard was, in fact, a sound that was made from the farter's shoe. The person who farted will then try desperately to make the same sound with their shoe, but it does not work. Abby: *fart*
Drew: "Um, did you just fart?" Abby: "No! It was my shoe." *Tries desperately to rub her shoe against the floor to imitate the noise of a fart.* Drew: "You are fucking disgusting." |
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