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Irishname
People indigenous to the Island of Ireland situated of the coast of mainland Europe.
Most don’t see themselves as European but Irish only.
Were invaded by the evil British like a lot of other places and thankfully got rid of most of them god bless Michael Collins.
Most Irish live in the county (Dublin) but it is estimated that it won’t be long until they are a minority there.
Red-Heads are a minority with an average of 1 or 2 in every classroom.
Drink is a major part of the culture with 2 pubs in even the smallest village. Alcoholism is not widespread, although drink abuse is gaining momentum among the younger generation.
Very few true Irish still exist those who can speak the Irish language, who eat Irish food enjoy Irish hobbies such as Céiles (Dances involving Irish dance aka Rince) and despise the british.

Note: You cannot be Irish and British its an Oxymoron.

Clíona is Irish she lives in Ireland plays Camogie, traditional Irish music and goes to Céiles. Gan dabt is féidir lei an teanga a labhairt go liofa freisin. -She also speaks the Irish Language.
by Laoise June 27, 2006
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irishdrugs
"Hey O'C, Irish up this coke for me."
by whaler April 13, 2005
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irishname
Miserable, complaining people. Thet hate everyone and love themselves.
Bloody irish, they're always complaining.
by Aussie Princess March 17, 2008
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irishname
People of Irish descent. Considered the "Blacks of Europe" and for good reason. Scientific analysis has shown the Irish to be closer to apes than most Europeans, this is especially apparant in facial structure. Physically they have large, oversized balloon heads with relatively small brains compared to homo sapiens. Sickly pale white skin with bad teeth is common.
Known to be loud and obnoxious in behavior, and prone to alcoholism. Like to think of themselves as tough fighters, but universally known to cut and bleed easily.
Have a long tradition of racial intolerance, and are proud of it. Males of the species often have small penises, known as "the curse of the irish". It is believed the "baby dick syndrome" is a major cause of anger issues and alcoholism among the males. Their 'cuisine' is very simple, all foods are boiled with a minimal seasonings. A common snack is a dirty potato fresh from the earth,devoured with much relish! They must eat potatoes at regular intervals, failure to do so will lead to paranoia and mental instability.(eg. "They're Always After me Lucky Charms!")
Their beverage of choice to wash the spuds down is bottled sewage known as "Guinness".
Interestingly, despite all these shortcomings, they have a "superiority complex" bordering on arrogance. It is believed this developed as a coping mechanism.

Occupation: The males are known to work as police officers, where laziness,lack of character, and racist attitudes make them an ideal fit. Others work in non mentally demanding fields such as construction.

Mating: Often occurs while intoxicated, birth control is rarely used. Low intelligence and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome are believed to be causative factors... Litters are large, with the female bearing over 15 "tater tots" in an average lifespan.

Culture: Have brought the world numerous abominations such as "Riverdance", "U2", hack/plagarist Denis Leary and the always nauseating "Dropkick Murphys".
A million Irish starved to death during the potato famine. . .You're on an ISLAND for chrissakes, learn how to FISH, you stupid Micks!

I needs me beloved potato NOW, Molly!!

Paddy: Kiss me, I'm Irish!!

Woman: *Vomits* Is that lipless orifice filled with rotten, jagged teeth supposed to be your mouth??
by Palladio December 03, 2007
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Irishdrugs
Irish (n.): to be Irish is to be able chug any filthy alcohol no matter what.
"Look at Daniel chug that shitty Amber Ale. He's so Irish."
by mongore January 20, 2009
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Irishdrugs
THE COOLEST PEOPLE ON THE EARTH.Live by the dirty fucking Brits.We can hold our liquor but no were not alcoholics.
In the past and even now we are discriminated against.We are,including the scots, and the blacks are the toughest ppl ever.Our men work hard to provide.Our women are tough strong and can fight as well if not better than the guys.Many of us live in Boston , are catholic and have fiery tempers.But we are the best.
Irish people are cooler than the french , italian , and Canadian.racist?who cares,im irish.
by Hello Sunshine 66 August 29, 2009
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People from Ireland... Yes they are hot now and they can drink... but watch 20 laters from now they will all get fat and have protruding beer bellies.. i am irish and almost all of the older irish people i know turn out to be fat and ugly when they get older... catch em when they are young and dump their proud asses to the street. :D
i went out with a hot irish girl last night for a one night stand and she paid for all my drinks !
by palluzi09 August 07, 2005
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