Internet Cop

Someone who exposes internet abusers, virus developers, hackers and posers. Has a wide variety of tricks at their disposal. Often internet cops are ex-hackers trying to go legit by exposing other hackers, etc.

I have to have three layers of hardware encrypted firewall between my LAN and WAN because of all my technically savy enemies. You see, I used to be internet cop.

Internet Cop by Alfie The Horndog September 4, 2005

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Internetcourse

Engaging in sexual conversations through the internet. Can be accomplished using text, a webcam, or microphones.

Practice Safe Sex - Choose Internetcourse! /)

Internetcourse by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010

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Internetcourse

Form of sexual roleplay achieved by using the internet

RP Nerd 1: Dude, I just had the best internetcourse last night!
RP Nerd 2: How hot was it?
RP Nerd 1: Let's just say my red walls are now white
RP Nerd 2: Awesome!

Internetcourse by ShadowsFallAreGods October 17, 2009

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internetconnection-sux

An timespan of degraded internet connection of an individual.

He lost his online battle in an internetconnection-sux related move.

internetconnection-sux by Travian_Commie April 20, 2011

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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