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A wonderfully intended invention which connects people all across the world and reminds us how alike we all are. A sea of applicable and totally non-applicable knowledge, the internet has possibilities sprouting out of its possibilities. It is a revolutionary tool for enhancing the every day lives of the lazy, the stoned, the crackpots, the insonmiacs, the anti-social and the procrastinators.
The internet is a modern day outlet for shopping, knowledge, communication, grass-root movements, information, personal expression, school, media sharing and organizations. The internet has probably had the biggest affect on all people of any technological advance in the past 30 years.
Stoner 1: Have you seen that Dark Side of Oz shit...on the internet?
Stoner 2: Bejebus, yes! Crazy ass shit. Let's google vid it.
by Alyse Toulouse January 04, 2009
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A place where absolutely nothing happens.
Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of three chickens, a sack of barley, and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.

(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)
by JoshandClint March 26, 2008
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It's a series of tubes.
An Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday.
by Shaggyy March 28, 2007
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when a person takes something literally or seriously on a forum site. it gets to the point where they start an internet argument aka e-argument with other users or posters.
1. youre soo internet man.
2. this thread is internet to the max.
by Patrick Pacificador June 09, 2006
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165.
A breeding ground for illegal activity
Let's go hack some internet sites
by penguin October 28, 2002
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its a series of tubes
Internet: NOT a DUMPTRUCK!
by TedStevens June 24, 2007
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If you're reading this then you already know what the internet is, so why are you reading this, DF?
A defintion of the internet on the internet is as useless as the internet itself.
by archimedest July 26, 2006
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A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.
That girl on MySpace is so internet.
by Neykho June 22, 2006
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