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When a male prematurely ejaculates BEFORE even becoming erect.
nerd: dude that hot girl just gave me an instarection! she didnt even touch my penis and i sprayed my load before i even got it up!
shane: ... you're a lil bitch
by Jake Seaton February 18, 2008
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To get an immediate erection from a lovely specimen of the opposite (or same) sex (whatever floats your boat).
Damn that girl in volleyball shorts gave me an instarection before I knew what happened.
by Troy April 23, 2007
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