For a male penis to go from a state of softness or relaxation to a state of an uncontrollable erection in the penis.
Mainly caused by a beautiful or attractive female when seen or spotted with the eyes.
A combination of the words: Instantly (Without Delay or Immediately) and Hard (Not easily penetrated).
mostly effects kids/teens around the age of 11-15 mostly white and only listens to billie eyelash and kpop this is actually dangerous cause these kids like to sexualize themselves on instagram witch attracts pedos if you see one of these accounts witch if you use instagram YOU WILL make sure you report it for their safety
InstaTard:omg i have 500 followers
logical person:you should delete those sexualized pictures half your followers are probably pedos
InstaTard : yoU aRe JuST JelLY
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!