Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to get to sleep, rarely do they help and yet they are strong acting. In short, insomnia is a disorder in which one cannot find sleep.
Bob: How did you sleep jim? I slept like a baby!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!
by Oz January 19, 2005
by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017
When you have trouble sleeping with or without reason and can cause unusual late night activity... Like writing the definition of 'insomnia' on UD
by anonymousfucker April 5, 2010
A disorder where you can't get sleep at all. I have it and have to take medicine for it (Clonodine) and without the medicine, I can't get any sleep. None. Notta. I've had it all my life.
by Blahb April 18, 2005
Did you ever hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He would lay awake all night wondering if there realy was a Dog!
He would lay awake all night wondering if there realy was a Dog!
by Or am I the Dog January 9, 2004
Inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to the tossing and turning that results from viewing a bad Westworld finale.
This insomnia is starting to affect my job, but I just stay up all night trying to figure out how season 1 could be so good, and how they could go full Lost on us for Season 2.
by ready_set_go June 25, 2018
It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003