An woman who is addicted to social media. They usually do family vlogging and lifestyle videos. They have lots of kids. They usually have kids every year and dont stop breeding until they hit menopause thus meaning they have lots of babies. They even have children that are in their early adulthood and they dont take that as a sign to stop having kids. They are always pregnant. they have a compulsive disorder to get pregnant and exaggerate pregnancy, claiming that women who are pregnant are super heroes of the sort but in reality they are just like any other human being. They try to act involved in their childrens lives but behind the scenes they usually hire their parents to look after their kids. They only wear neutral colors and have they are blondes with their hair let down in a mid part in loose curls. They get ALL of their clothing from free brand promotions. They are very unrelatable and have dry humor They sit in front of a camera and record their kids for money. They also get all their products and clothes from brand sponsorships. They always order starbucks. They live in large mansions in Beverly hills, California, or Las Vegas. Their humor is very dry, they often think that it is cool or even relatable but its just ass. They are very bland and unrelatable, along with the fact that they are incredibly dramatic and unfunny. Examples of popular Influencer mommies are: Abbie Herbert, Krystiana Tiana, Brooke Ashley Hall, Esthalla Ortiz, Savannah Labrant, etc.
Influencer Mommy: Omg brent just turned 5 today, I love him so much! My little teddy bear! Dont forget to watch my new vlog!
Any sane being: Ew she is such a stuck up influencer mommy
Any sane being: Ew she is such a stuck up influencer mommy
by imvalidanduknowit January 29, 2022
A jobless shithead who testifies his joblessness by means of shitty posts and ideas to brainwash other dumbfucks into believing his futile shit.
My younger brother lost his job 5 years back. These days he calls himself a Social Media Influencer.
by Call Me Daddy2307 August 13, 2018
A photogenic THOT taking selfies while being used by corporate sponsors to sell you stupid shit you don't need because people have become immune to normal commercials. They are typically followed by SIMPS who think if they like her pictures and comment enough or send her more money that she will notice him and fall in love with him. In secret she hates these men and mocks them to her chad boyfriend. They are too self absorbed to have kids of their own. When they die no one typically cares for longer than it takes to read the article.
by Seta-San December 1, 2020
A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." They upload stupid things all the time. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually want to see this shit. The Social Media Infuencers have a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. The boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet. They are also known as cringe lords
by CringeLords January 13, 2017
PUI for short; An intoxicated planning method, by one person or a group of people, that leads to no follow through, or completion of, the planned task.
Since committing her 2nd PUI (planning under the influence) in one weekend, Joyce has been labeled as the flake in her group of friends.
by Dan K)) March 22, 2008
Facebook Under the Influence (FUI).
Last night after the 4th cabernet, I was Facebook Under the Influence. This morning, I had to check my statements and delete several unsavory verbal offerings I made while FUI.
by Neal Dachstadter January 7, 2011
A now private YouTube video that has been lost in time, it was public until it was ruthlessly murdered and yeeted off the internet.
Marco: Hey, Polo, when did you open this jar of pickles?
Polo: I think I opened it when Chipflake’s Inspirations and Influences existed?
Marco: Well fuck, these pickles are expired!
Polo: I think I opened it when Chipflake’s Inspirations and Influences existed?
Marco: Well fuck, these pickles are expired!
by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019