A person who has a crush on you who you must avoid or ignore to prevent him or her from thinking your are interested.
Also, a situation where a person would find him or herself the center of unwanted sexual or amorous attention.
Also, a situation where a person would find him or herself the center of unwanted sexual or amorous attention.
"Man, that ugly girl, Katrina, has been crushing on me for months. I'm trying to stay away from her because she's an infatuation risk."
"Don't bring your hot straight guy friends to a gaybar. That's an infatuation risk."
"Don't bring your hot straight guy friends to a gaybar. That's an infatuation risk."
by dancinjansen March 8, 2008
by Panajelli May 4, 2010
A Serial Infatuator is someone who continually has intimate relationships that last only between 3-5 months. It is the defined timeline for infatuation.
My recent lover is a Serial Infatuator. He does not get past the 5 month mark where infatuation gives way to true love.
by Mamahipster August 25, 2011
Boy- "I think you know.... I love you."
Beautiful Amazing Smiling Girl- "I love you."
Boy- "Are you sure? I mean it may just be Prius Infatuation."
Beautiful Amazing Smiling Girl- "I love you."
Boy- "Are you sure? I mean it may just be Prius Infatuation."
by Borninechoes July 22, 2017
When your significant other says "I love you" before you're ready.
Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.
Pretty sure Meredith Gran invented it in Octopus Pie #183.
Guy: "I love you."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."
Girl: "Eh... Premature Infatuation."
Guy: "Oh my god. I'm so sorry. This kind of thing never happens to me, I swear."
Girl: "Yeah, that's what you said earlier too."
by Zebrafist_JC March 15, 2011
To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.
johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation
by sackmaster93 July 24, 2009
Constant close quarters lead to intense attraction.
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
I am experiencing proximity infatuation right now.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)
F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
by Straight Shooter April 30, 2008