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A very dangerous team in the AFC. They have a history of beating the hell out of their opponents.
The Indianapolis Colts played against the Chicago Bears at Soldier Field and just beat the hell out of them.
by Saints January 16, 2005
The 2007 Super Bowl Champions, winning the game over the Chicago Bears 29-17. The MVP was, not surprisingly, quarterback Peyton Manning. The Bears started strong, returning the opening kickoff for a 92 yard touchdown, a Super Bowl record. It was a steady decline from there, with the Chicago offense showing signs of fatigue in the closing of the first half and all through the second half.
Everyone I know called the bears to win, and needless to say I collected over 500 dollars in bets thanks to the Indianapolis Colts.
by Corbyn, Fool February 04, 2007
The most unlucky team in the NFL. Best team in the league today, probly the best offence in history, very good defence, but can't get past the playoffs. But should do good in '06, having getting rid of the biggest choker on earth (Vanderjagt) and getting a slightly less accurate kicker, but still makes the important kick.
In '03 Harrison and Wayne choked
In '04 Manning Choked
In '05 Vanderjagt choked
In '06 We'll have to see!

indianapolis colts are a cool football team
by Spikesy July 15, 2006
A NFL team in the AFC. They are a very dangerous team to be playing. The Indianapolis Colts won their first superbowl..... superbowl XLI. The baltimore colts, relocated to indianapolis won only superbowl V. Afer all this long time they finally won a big one beating the Chicago Bears 29-17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!!
and the indianapolis colts just won superbowl 41. oy my god they finally did it!!!!
by Fahot February 16, 2007
a team in the nfl. they are in the afc. they originated from baltimore, being called the baltimore colts until 1983.
the indianapolis colts won superbowl XLI
by Fahot February 19, 2007
A group of football players who, although they may seem like a good team, will choke in the end. (Their fans like to think they're better than everyone else, but really Manning is Brady's bitch)
Joe: "Man, these guys are good, I dunno if we can beat 'em..."
Bob: "Nah man, don't worry, they're just a bunch of Indianapolis Colts."
by suckitcolts91 April 29, 2010
A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.
In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Indianapolis Colts fans are white.
by BennyG93 January 26, 2010
Record-Setting Season Team.. But can't win the Big Game... Not even the 2nd Biggest game for that Matter.
Manning is a Great QB.. But - "It don't mean a thing, if you ain't got that Ring".
by natej January 21, 2005

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