8 definitions by BennyG93
Guittarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Coming into the band in his late teens after the death of Hillel Slovak (previous guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers) he utilized great creativity into bringing the band to where it is today. He left in 1991 after "Blood Sugar Sex Magic" because he felt the band became overrated, lapsinginto adeep heroin adiction. It was until he rejoined the band and workedon Californication than he cam over his heroin addiction.
John Frusciante and Bradley Nowell are both great musicians who brought much to the 90's rock scene, but both suffered from Heroin. Unfortunately, Bradley Nowell died to Heroin but John Frusciante surpassed his addiction and evolvedmuch from his heroin experience. Quite possibly the greatest guitarist of all time.
John Frusciante and Bradley Nowell are both great musicians who brought much to the 90's rock scene, but both suffered from Heroin. Unfortunately, Bradley Nowell died to Heroin but John Frusciante surpassed his addiction and evolvedmuch from his heroin experience. Quite possibly the greatest guitarist of all time.
John Frusciante released the Empyrean resently, an album which shows his spiritual maturity and his faith surpasses all the negativity he faced in life.
by BennyG93 August 4, 2009
Mark Sanchez is the quarterback for the New York Jets. He was drafted in 2009 as their starting quarterback, with a 5 year deal of 5 million dollars, the most money anyone has ever made on the Jets roster in franchise history. He is an excellent quarterback, who was able to bring his team (who many took for granted would not enter the playoffs) all the way to the AFC championship, where his team was defeated by the Indianapolis Colts due to continuous slant procedures exercised by Peyton Manning. He is 1/4 Mexican. He is NOT Jewish.
The New York Jets gave the Chargers a "Dirty Sanchez" (Mark Sanchez) after their defeat in the divisional finals.
by BennyG93 January 27, 2010
Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens. He's an OK quarterback, but he has to stop having sex with all these women. It's really ruining his image. If he keeps it up, he may lose his sponsorship with Dominos.
But, then again, you can't buy pussy at Dominos!
Voted thickest uni-brow by New York Times in 2009.
But, then again, you can't buy pussy at Dominos!
Voted thickest uni-brow by New York Times in 2009.
Joe Flacco has one of the NFL's most interesting lives, being born to a simple candlemaker in Delaware, and ending up being a crime lord for the Crips shortly after being drafted into the Baltimore Ravens.
by BennyG93 January 28, 2010
A made up name; a misspelling of Barack Obama, the 43rd president of the United States. All definitions therefore of Barrack Obama other than this definition are irrelevant and incorrect.
Its Barack Obama, not Barrack Obama, shithead.
by BennyG93 December 30, 2010
Ancorman: "This is CNN...N"
CNNN Anchorman: "... and scientists continue to fear that Hillary Clinton's ass will still get bigger."
CNNN Anchorman: "... and scientists continue to fear that Hillary Clinton's ass will still get bigger."
by BennyG93 December 30, 2010
A TV program that aired on MTV2, and for a short period on Comedy Central. It is a show divided into short skits, similarly to Saturday Night live, except SNL lost it's sense of "funny" ever since 1998. Human Giant is a hilarious comedy show, but can be pretty provocative and at times too much shit for handle. NOT for 11 year olds. Any other age group is fine.
Human Giant aired on the Human Giant Marathon, spanning 24 hours, quite possibly the best 24 hours on television.
At the time of the Human Giant marathon, an 11 year old boy in China died of circumstances concerning sleep deprivation and dehydration because he watched the entire marathon from start to finish. Nevertheless, that kid was a pussy.
At the time of the Human Giant marathon, an 11 year old boy in China died of circumstances concerning sleep deprivation and dehydration because he watched the entire marathon from start to finish. Nevertheless, that kid was a pussy.
by BennyG93 January 28, 2010
A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.
In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.
The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.
All Colts fans are white.
The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.
All Colts fans are white.
by BennyG93 January 26, 2010